10. We won't cheat, we barely have enough time for your relationship much less a second one

9. We do it with more TORQUE

8. Learn about the benefits of friction and viscosity

7. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force

6. We have significant figures

5. We're used to pulling all-nighters

4. free body diagrams

3. We are always willing to experiment

2. We are trained to do it right the first time

1. The world does revolve around us...we pick the coordinate system